Space Suit Fashion – Little Rule #33

Posted on January 20, 2012


Friday night is the most difficult night to choose the proper space suit. All the other astronauts and aliens will be watching, waiting for a ludicrous lapel or a helmet from the last rotation of the two suns. But the true key to fashion is in mood. Sometimes the heart craves Venus, which requires a suit that shows the curves of the body. Other times the mind, which is colder than the heart, seeks out the dark side of a moon. This requires an extra layer of warmth and perhaps something made out of fur. Whatever is chosen, one must always remember to accessorize. A laser blaster here, or a necklace of alien skulls there.