Scooter Gangs – Curse #7421

Posted on December 20, 2011

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Because the neighborhood parents hate their lives they bought all of their children scooters this year for Christmas. The kids immediately organized and formed scooter gangs. They have slingshots. They are going around the neighborhood shooting out windows and killing the cats and the squirrels. They have even been firing shots at the postal workers, telling them that no one wants the post office anymore.  The neighborhood is going to hell and it won’t get any better. When the kids get older they will switch to mopeds and when they get too old to drive those they will get motorized wheelchairs. The neighborhood association’s only hope is to invest in landmines, and so they are taking donations.

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