How to Deal with a Problem School – Advice #23242

Posted on December 18, 2011


We have been so frustrated with the teachers and the children. The children make a lot of noise and will not eat the cafeteria food. The teachers keep teaching the same class over and over again, murmuring about how hard that stupid alphabet is. To punish the teachers and the children we have bused them to the theatre where they will sit and be forced to watch The Nutcracker six times. We are chaining the doors shut and giving them crackers. We are giving them a very stern talking to before each show starts. This is what you get, we tell them. Some of the clever ones are out sick. We will force them to memorize the dewey decimal system or read them Walt Whitman.

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