Toddlers – Curse #856

Posted on December 14, 2011


We cannot find the toddler’s sippy cup. This is a problem because the toddler likes chocolate milk and now the toddler is crying and flailing and no one can think and everyone keeps trying to be rational with the toddler but toddlers are not rational. Where were you when you last saw the sippy cup, we ask the toddler, but the toddler does not remember. The toddler begins to threaten the life of the stuffed bear the toddler carries around. Things are getting serious. What this really boils down to is that the toddler should not be allowed to carry the sippy cup everywhere it goes, and that we should start restricting the toddler to the backyard, but we will not do these things because we want the toddler to stop screaming and we will go out and we will buy another sippy cup and the toddler will wander the neighborhood hanging out god knows where.

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