Single Professional – Lifestyle #4

Posted on December 9, 2011


I started off with one loofah. The next day I had two. They have continued to multiply. I’m not sure how. I am having these terrible dreams that the loofahs sneak under my sheets as I sleep at night and begin to exfoliate my feet. Every morning I take a shower like a good citizen but I can’t help but notice that the loofahs stare at me. I am shy and I like my privacy so now I am taking showers in my underwear. The underwear has also began to multiply, down in the basement, in the dirty laundry pile. The pile has been growing steadily and I can’t help but wonder why all these things in my house are getting it on and yet here I am, stagnant.

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