Babies – Advice #763

Posted on December 2, 2011

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There have been some people stealing babies lately. We have to stop the people from stealing babies, someone says. We need our babies, another person says. I say, I know we need the babies and the babies are great and they smell great and they will become great people and we were babies once too but you have to stop worrying. A lot of people are not happy with that statement. What do you mean we have to stop worrying, someone says. We need our babies, another person says. Listen, I say, they will bring the babies back because babies are difficult and they are not easily impressed and they shit themselves so many times a day and if people didn’t have that emotional bond with their blood there just wouldn’t be any babies. To this they yell cheers and we stop worrying about the missing babies and we fix the cribs and we wait for their return.

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