Scanners – Comfort #954

Posted on November 29, 2011

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I stole a scanner and ran around scanning everything and everyone. There was a lot of useful information. I found out who was cheap and who was top shelf. More importantly I found out who wouldn’t scan and I targeted them for termination. Why did you do that, my manager asked. Because, I said, they wouldn’t scan and they were defective. My manager took the scanner from me and swiped it across my forehead. I held my breath. Would I scan? I did. $1.99. I was on sale.

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