Huff and Puff- Curse #4491

Posted on November 27, 2011

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I keep a change of identity in the car trunk. For example, if I come home and find my wife in bed with the plumber and at the same time I see three little pigs building houses next door, and get excited at the prospect of ham, I go outside and I change into my Big Bad Wolf costume and I maim all of them with my big teeth as I wag my flea infested tail with delight.

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Posted in: Year 1: Curse