The Pie Bird Shutdown – Curse #454L

Posted on November 22, 2011


The streets are not getting built because of the holidays. Everyone at the City is busy shopping online for Pie Birds. What the hell are Pie Birds, I ask one of the city planners. She is very into these Pie Birds. I can tell no one ever asks this question outside of the office because she is excited and hugs me thankfully and weeps and then says, Pie Birds are the cutest creatures in the world. I make a mental note to purchase twenty-three Pie Birds.  The streets and the traffic lights and the stop signs are falling apart as we talk about Pie Birds, but the people at the City do not care. They just keep printing more and more Pie Bird listings, trying to find the most competitive price.

Posted in: Year 1: Curse