Becoming the Best – Advice #611

Posted on November 17, 2011


They have not served anyone but the best since 1963. The key to ordering food is a well tailored suit and cuff links embedded with ivory skulls. These cuff links make one look villainous and to be the best you must be a little villainous. The tie must be black and look as though it has been used to tie up and or choke rivals and lovers alike. The problem is that they only serve pizza and wings and that these two food groups tend to be messy. Should even a speck of sauce stain a person’s suit, two bouncers will walk out of the kitchen and take them out back and beat them senseless because obviously they were not the best. To avoid all of this drama and expectation, one could go to Kroger and get a frozen pizza in aisle thirteen.

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