Nice Things Break – Paranoia #757

Posted on November 10, 2011

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I am not allowed to have nice things because of the creatures living in the walls. That is what makes my birthday so terrible. If I get a nice set of whiskey glasses, for example, the creatures living in the walls will come out in the middle of the night and smash them. This is true for anything nice that I manage to obtain: flat screen television sets, puppy dogs, leather sofas, and girlfriends. They all end up smashed or eaten and then I am left in this state of mediocrity, a state that the creatures living in the walls giggle at.

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