Joining People – Curse #35

Posted on October 12, 2011


Everyone is asking me to join them. It’s exhausting. I don’t know who to join. Should I join the Warriors or the Knitting Kites? There are so many groups asking me to join them that I cannot keep them apart. This is the world on the drug known as the internet. Now it’s as if everyone must join several groups or they are outcasts. I have decided to join the Butcher’s Guild. I’ve always wanted to know what skirt steak actually is. The only problem is that I pass out whenever I see blood or have to do anything medical (even contact lenses which make me throw up). It’s okay. I’m sure I will be fine. I’m in seventy groups now on Facebook and that must say something about my social influence.

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