They are Eating the Art – Curse #9012

Posted on October 2, 2011


We had to put up a sign to stop people from eating the art. The patrons believed that Picasso was high in protein and low in carbs and Monet had absolutely no calories. People were losing hundreds of pounds. We were losing hundreds of priceless art exhibits. I first tried to stop them without a sign. I said, do you guys know that there are absolutely no nutrients in the art? They scoffed. I said, you are not losing weight you are just dying. They ate an entire exhibit of Lego castles. Sculptures were also popular. Security cameras taped an obese man devouring a restored Greek. He began with what was left of the torso and tore the thing apart. Strangely enough few people wanted the poetry or the wax statues. They were hard to digest and stayed in the belly, for better or worse, for some time.

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