Even Bigfoot is Doing It – Comfort #713

Posted on September 20, 2011


These days everyone is doing it. Do you want to do it, he asks her. No, she says. I don’t want to do anything at all. They sit together on the couch for a hour until he speaks up again and says, what is wrong with you? She says, nothing. He tells her that everyone is doing it these days, even Bigfoot. She tells him that she is not doing it and that it is King Kong, not Bigfoot. He tells her she is mistaken and that she should do it with him. She tells him he should consider finding Bigfoot if he wants to do it. Neither one of them even know what “it” is, but one wants to do it so badly and the other prefers the film on the television. In the film Bigfoot or maybe King Kong has stolen a woman he loves and climbed the Empire State building to show her the view and to take her breath away. He is hoping that if she sees the beauty and knows that he provided it she will fall in love with him. This will of course lead to them doing it, but most men have such conspiring plans in their brains, and often these plans fail and result in a new chase or maybe sometimes death by airplane bullets.

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