How to Meet a Girl in the Hills- Advice #754

Posted on September 19, 2011

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We only recently noticed the girl that sits on top of the hill. Because we are shy we wrote her a note. Hello, our note read, what is your name?  She wrote back, I know what you have been doing down there. This made us panic. We had been doing some pretty terrible things to the rabbits. We had been taxing them and chasing them and forcing them to play monopoly and killing them and eating them. Everything except the tail and the ears. These parts had no meat, so we would use them to decorate our mansion.  Historically there had only been us and the rabbits.  Now there was this girl on top of the hill and we could not tell if she was a fan or if we disgusted her.

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