People Tanning in December – Curse #253

Posted on August 13, 2011


Some people think that a fluorescent light can cause a tan. These people are in my office building and in my way. These are the same people who are in their swimsuits in the middle of December. They are trying to stay brown for Christmas, a time of year when everyone gets together and wants to look nice. Most of these people don’t even work in the building. They are just using the closest bulb and avoiding the snow. It is such a pain, pushing the tanners out of the way as I take the stairs. I don’t think you will get a tan that way, I say. Most of them cannot hear me. They are wearing headphones and standing very still to ensure that the tan will be even across their skin.

Posted in: Year 1: Curse