Kissing the Drawn On Mouth – Advice #451

Posted on August 10, 2011


The man has no facial features whatsoever. One story is that he lost them in a poker game. Because it is such a strange sight, other people point and laugh at him. He cannot see them but he still has ears. If he had a mouth he would tell them to go to hell. Despite not having a face he is popular with the ladies. It is his sense of humor, they will always say, the way he pretends to run into walls or how he draws silly eyes on his face.  After they giggle he draws a mouth and that is what they kiss.

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