Empty Chair People – Personalities #6

Posted on July 12, 2011


If you see a park with only empty chairs you should look more closely. There is probably one person hidden in the mass of emptiness. This person is an empty chair person. You may think to take them a nice sandwich or to ask them about their dreams, but this is not recommended. Many have tried and it isn’t that the empty chair people are rude, just that if you try to sit in one of their chairs they will lose control of themselves. They have painstakingly named each and every one of these chairs and now you are trying to sit on and perhaps crush one of them. Some chairs are made to be sat in, but the chairs surrounding the lonely figure in the park are not those chairs. This is the same sensitivity that one manages upon meeting a stray dog with foam along the mouth, or a potential lover carrying a switchblade.

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