Big Bellies – Paranoia #35G

Posted on July 3, 2011


There is a set of tests that one can perform upon meeting a reflection in the mirror.  One of these tests is as simple as sticking ones tongue out at the reflection. This is a test we learn at a young age, in some dressing room at a department store. If there are purple spots on the mirror creature’s tongue, then this is not your reflection.

There are many mirror creatures that live only to terrorize the living world. That is why every time I look in the mirror I see this big belly staring back at me. I stick my tongue out but the mirror creatures are getting clever. They are painting their tongues now. Anyhow, I’m going to start eating salads. Tomorrow.

Posted in: Year 1: Paranoia