Cat People – Personalities #11

Posted on June 27, 2011


Some people are cat people, which should not be confused with people that love cats.  These cat people sneak into apartments at night and raid the kitchen and steal tuna and milk. They are generally jolly and surprisingly fat. The men grow long whiskers and so do the women. While they are not bad friends, they can be needy and sometimes throw up hairballs at social parties. Not many regular people know that cat people are real. Neighbors will sit in their den and listen to the cat people next door as they sing around midnight, drunk and high on catnip. What is wrong with our neighbors, they will say. What is going on next door? How many cats do they have in there?

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