Rock People – Personalities #32

Posted on June 23, 2011


Some people are rock people. They keep rocks in a clay pot and they call them their “rock pets”.  Sometimes they scribble faces on their rocks and hold their rock pets against their chest as they walk down the street as if they were walking a dog or a horse. “Rux” and “Crusher” and “Flint” and “Cold Heart” are common rock pet names. Rock pets do not eat or shit or piss which is nice, but people who like rock pets are hands down insane. Never trust these people and never loan them money or offer to house sit or let your children marry their children. Usually you will find that rock people are allergic to cats, but let’s not even start with the cat people.

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