Creature in the Cupboard – Paranoia #779

Posted on June 13, 2011

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Something is slithering inside the cupboard. There are a few possibilities. As a child he had a pet python that refused to eat mice like a good python and so was flushed down the toilet. Last year he had a problem with monsters living under the kitchen table, nibbling at his guests ankles, and had to have those sprayed for. He can hear whatever is in the cupboard rearranging the pots and pans, making them neat and orderly. While he wants to speak out and voice his appreciation, he is nervous. There is either a snake monster in there or his girlfriend who has been missing for the past six months but who was prone to washing dishes and rearranging the cookery. If he is not mistaken today is her birthday. She will be expecting a nice necklace or flowers, which he simply does not have the money to buy after all of the beer and whiskey that has been making him loopy lately.  He will wait and open the cupboard tomorrow.

 

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