Homeowner’s Association – History Part 9

Posted on May 6, 2011

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The residents had been crying because the neighborhood dogs were eating the neighborhood cats. To solve the problem, the homeowner’s association hired a dog hunter. Now the residents are crying because they cannot find their dogs. They demand to know who hired the dog hunter and who said he could take cigarette breaks and did anyone do a background check on him because he has been staring at the teenage daughters and one couple says they have found their dog buried in the flower bed. The association has decided to hire a bounty hunter to catch the dog hunter, but they don’t want to raise a levy to pay for a quality bounty hunter, so they hire a blind man who says he can do it for a can of corn. Meanwhile the Dog Hunter has driven to Mexico and is telling some Mexican bartender ghost stories about the suburbs.


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