Cans of Spam – Paranoia #62k

Posted on March 20, 2011

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The more he watched television shows about 2012 and wars in the middle east, the more he grew anxious about the end of the world. He began to horde, novels at first and then blankets. He filled up the cellar with all manner of goods. He had batteries and crayons and a game boy. He had thought about a dog and maybe finding a nice woman to share the apocalypse with, but thought they would be more trouble than comfort. Food was the last thing he purchased, waiting as long as his paranoia would allow. He saved a ton of money, never once thinking that money would be worthless soon, buying very old non-perishables. And as he drove home with a truck full of Spam, he thought how nice it would be to look up some recipes on the internet, while the internet was still around.

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