Handshake – Paranoia #52

Posted on February 24, 2011


The problem with hands is that you never can quite tell what they are up to.  Some hands are sneaky and devious and others are warm and welcoming.  One morning you may wake up with hands wrapped around your neck and you may panic, but it’s quite hard to tell if the person who owns the hands is trying to kill you or just really bad at giving a massage.

That being said, when left to mystery, always assume the hands are sinister in nature.  This is how you treat strange dogs, strange potential lovers, and the man who takes your ticket in the movie line.