Cacti – Curse #76

Posted on February 22, 2011


They are sitting in the garden when he tells her that she treats him as if he were a fern, watering him far too often. He wants to let her know that he doesn’t need as much water as other plants, that if he were truly a plant he would be a cactus. She breaks down what he has said:

1) by plants he means men and

2) by water he means attention.

She adds in a few additional points:

3) he is telling her he needs space and

4) he wants less loving attention.

She agrees that he must be a cactus, because like most cacti he is a prick, and she tells him that she would be more than happy to bury him in the backyard.