Loofah – Comfort #292

Posted on February 18, 2011


Upon taking a bubble bath, he thought about the intelligent people in life, the person for example who invented this beautiful loofah he held in his hand.  He decreed, as he gave himself a bubble beard, that he would gather an army of intelligent people and take over the world. Later, as his body began to prune, he realized that he did not have a bath towel to dry off with. He immediately corrected his plans for world domination. There were enough intelligent people in the world, and they were fine and good, but he would need an army of thoughtful people if he were to succeed in anything beyond mere theory.