Day Four of Death/Illness – Curse #67339B

Posted on February 5, 2011

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Day four of death/illness:

Today, everything smells like BBQ sauce and pork. This means I am disgusted by the idea of ever devouring meat again. I puke in the toilet after thinking about lunch. I wash up and blow sickness from my nose into a tissue. Looks like an elephant today.

I go to the grocery store with the feverish intent of becoming a vegetarian but come home with 16 pounds of fruit and a losing scratch off ticket.

Even after the era of Saturday morning cartoons, vegetables are still the enemy.

 

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