A Better Resolution – Advice #608J

Posted on January 3, 2011

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His peers made those common resolutions one hears every year:  be nice to puppy dogs and kittens, eat fewer chicken nuggets, get a mortgage, write their first Harlequin novel, draft architectural plans for a death ray, streak down main street.

He made a better resolution, something that had been on his mind for years.  He resolved that 2011 was the year in which he would become a villain.

He went shopping for an outfit, something made of leather that would scream “behold, your glorious disaster cometh” or “oh no, better watch your legs before I bite them”.  He also clearly needed better catch phrases and maybe a side kick with a lisp and heavy limp.

As for tools, oh, he had the tools.

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