The Problem with Winter Fashion – Advice #742001

Posted on December 29, 2010

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The winter had come and there were daily decisions to be made in regards to winter fashion. He stood at a rack of identities and took in a deep breath through his teeth. What man would he be today?  The inquisitive, chaotic man?  The patient, caring man? Should he be the sick man, sniffling and full of coughs?  What about the intoxicated, dancing man?

No. No. It was very cold outside that day. Those other identities would not do.

He decided upon the lunatic man. This was the man who could be seen fleeing down the suburban street, causing parents to rush to their children and remove them from the curb, spewing esoteric gibberish into the cul-de-sacs.

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