The residents had been crying because the neighborhood dogs were eating the neighborhood cats. To solve the problem, the homeowner’s association hired a dog hunter. Now the residents are crying because they cannot find their dogs. They demand to know who hired the dog hunter and who said he could take cigarette breaks and did anyone do a background check on him because he has been staring at the teenage daughters and one couple says they have found their dog buried in the flower bed. The association has decided to hire a bounty hunter to catch the dog hunter, but they don’t want to raise a levy to pay for a quality bounty hunter, so they hire a blind man who says he can do it for a can of corn. Meanwhile the Dog Hunter has driven to Mexico and is telling some Mexican bartender ghost stories about the suburbs.
Homeowner’s Association – History Part 9
Posted on May 6, 2011
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Carl
May 7, 2011
Love this…The chains of problems we love to create…
somethingnewplease
May 8, 2011
And with such short term memory loss, that we forget where we put the key to the chains. Tssk tssk.
valbrussell
May 7, 2011
Oh nooooo! DOG the bounty hunter is available I hear and we always know he gets his man.
You are crafting some good stories and I especially like the “for a can of corn.” I don’t know where this stuff comes from but you are seriously channeling a sardonic and clever muse D. Write on my brutha write on.
somethingnewplease
May 8, 2011
I happen to work for cans of corn all the time. Did you know american pilgrims would sometimes die from eating to much corn? Niacin poisoning. Frightening stuff. I need to start charging more so I can diversify my diet.
Evelyn
May 7, 2011
This goes nowhere expected.
Excellent.
somethingnewplease
May 8, 2011
Usually I like to just go nowhere, which can be obvious sometimes.
Glad you enjoyed it.
Kay Camden
May 10, 2011
Yes – the problems that arise from our carelessness with animals. Have a little responsibility people!