Waking in his bath tub he notices this black bra hanging from the door knob. He is intrigued because he does not recall having a wife nor a girlfriend nor an acquaintance that would leave behind her delicates. He considers the situation for a moment but grows morose after he accounts for everyone he knows. He can absolutely confirm that he does not have a wife nor a girlfriend nor even a carnal, somewhat aggressive, passable acquaintance that would leave behind her delicates. He is alone, in this tub, alarmed by the intrusion and dehydrated from sleeping in cold water, with this strange black bra hanging from his door knob.
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sparrowsong
January 24, 2011
Does he not remember his transvestite act last night at the club?
I was there, and he performed wonderfully. The high heeled shoes were a bit of a snag when he walked, though. Everything else went just fine.
Maybe if he didn’t drink so much vodka before (and after) he goes onstage, he would remember more of these things.
*nods*
somethingnewplease
January 26, 2011
This would probably not be far from the truth………
screen_scribbla
January 25, 2011
Mysterious. And everyone loves a good mystery.
somethingnewplease
January 26, 2011
I think it would be great to write a story about someone saying “and everyone loves a good mystery” and then getting sued by all the murder victims in mystery novels. Can you imagine that class action lawsuit?
Carol
January 25, 2011
Oh, creepy or mysterious. Makes me wonder more about him.
somethingnewplease
January 26, 2011
He should probably be avoided. I don’t mammals that sleep in water for long periods of time. They seem to always have an agenda.
anwa
January 25, 2011
Maybe it’s his dream lover come to rescue him? Has Mariah Carey finally taken over?
somethingnewplease
January 26, 2011
Maybe. I think maybe there is someone living in his home. That’s why it’s always magically clean without his own sweat and blood.
Evelyn
January 25, 2011
huh.
thats a thinking noise…
heather grace stewart
January 31, 2011
Damn! That’s where I left that!
screen_scribbla
February 1, 2011
‘I think it would be great to write a story about someone saying “and everyone loves a good mystery” and then getting sued by all the murder victims in mystery novels. Can you imagine that class action lawsuit?’
Hahaha. Think OJ Simpson. Or not.
Pigeon Heart
October 2, 2011
creepy, eh? funny too!